Top Ten Things for ya younglins to know in Mrs. Robins Class

1. Get Games/Humor for the Newspaper: all you do is look at memes and put them on a google docs

2.Make sure to turn in your writing contest/blog post early: it is a lot less stress to need to turn it in late...unless your lazy then you can do what I did

3.Read: You want to finish your twelve books as soon as possible so you don't have to read later on, kind of like the writing contest and blog post, except for this one is way better.

4.Volunteer: on the right top drawer on her desk there is candy... feel free to take as much as you want, but if you volunteer you may or may not get candy (usually on the may side, and by that I mean the month, and month used to mean moon and the moon is part of astrology, astrology can be taught at school, and you usually go to school, meaning you usually get candy when you volunteer)

5.No No Red Ink: if she makes you do No Red Ink go on a student strike until you don't have to do it.

6.Turn off your phone notifications: as a survivor of the notification embarrassment let me tell you, you don't want to have your notifications on (You can actually get away from putting your phone in jail by pretending that you forgot...I mean... uh...don't read this Mrs. Robins)

7.Don't even try to read when she's talking: She will always find out.

8.Turn in everything on time: I don't think this needs an explanation 

9.Try to sit near wall: That way you can lean your chair back

10.Make sure to always pay attention: I didn't pay attention once... twice... ok half the time I am not paying attention, but it is way easier when you are.