Ten Things you should do in Mrs. Robins class like Yoda would say them
1. Powerful force the Blog post/ Writing contest is... Fall into their trap you must nut not. (Don't Procrastinate. Doom you it will)
2. Study you must... if you do not fall into the dark side you will (That kinda explains itself)
3. Stay a powerful youngling... The Red ink troopers! Coming they are! Fight Back You MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
4. Read from the school archives... The I read 40 club you must reach... Party there is.
5. Distraction your phone is... Terrible things... Push the "off notification button" if you want to succeed in your studies
6. Volunteer and do good service for other space people... Candies you may get
7. Fun you must have inside... Look for the fun and follow the A+++ force
8. Be stupid you must not... Stupidity leads to suffering and suffering leads to the dark side of Lunch Detention
9. Listen you your mentor (Robins Mrs.)... Guide you she MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
10. Friends you must make... Keep you in the Light side they will... Anyone they can be
4. Read from the school archives... The I read 40 club you must reach... Party there is.
5. Distraction your phone is... Terrible things... Push the "off notification button" if you want to succeed in your studies
6. Volunteer and do good service for other space people... Candies you may get
7. Fun you must have inside... Look for the fun and follow the A+++ force
8. Be stupid you must not... Stupidity leads to suffering and suffering leads to the dark side of Lunch Detention
9. Listen you your mentor (Robins Mrs.)... Guide you she MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
10. Friends you must make... Keep you in the Light side they will... Anyone they can be
Good year you must have. EYB
good job this made me laugh and im sure it will make others laugh too!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, Find the 2 yodas you MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ReplyDeleteWow great job Jordan! Yours was so funny I tried not to laugh too loud earlier today in the computer lab! Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteI like the reasons you used, and the fact that you did it like Yoda. hte only hting I think you could change, is just rereading it, and adding a few commas, like in #2, putting a comma after "if you do not". the commas would just help people who are super good at reading Yoda
ReplyDeleteGood job, you did. Hilarious, it was. Young padawan, you no longer are. A jedi writer, you have become. Scared of you, the Red Ink Troopers will be. Strong with this one, the force is.
ReplyDelete(P.S., an awesome picture, you had...)
Great job, Jordan! It was funny and I enjoyed reading it.
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