Friday, May 5, 2017

Beware... 7th Grade Language Arts

1. This is one of the most important tips of all. Always remember, I repeat, ALWAYS REMEMBER that the boys bathroom is on the other side of the hall. I've accidentally walked into the girls bathroom too many times...

2. Bring hand sanitizer. Need I say more?

3. Beware the mystical land of La-La. Once you visit, you can't return, which is why I am the current king of La-La land. Also, I um...     Sorry, I think one of my La-La palace guards was calling me. What was I saying?

4. Don't even try to hide your birthday, Mrs. Robins always knows. ALWAYS.

5. Hey did you guys know that Tacocat spelled backwards is Tacocat? So cool...

6. It doesn't matter how many puns you make, you will never make more legit puns than Zach Brammer. There's two types of puns in this world: A "Zach Pun," and a "Regular Pun" (Both are annoying)

7.  Eat a lot, because there's nothing worse than reading a book about cake when you have an empty stomach. Also, it's totally embarrassing when your belly starts grumbling during silent reading...

8. Beware of the fierce beast known only as... SAGE. You may think that you're ready, and that you're not scared, but in the words of Yoda, "You will be..."

9. Buckle your seatbelt and hold on tight because 7th grade is a fast and crazy ride.

11. < This is a language arts class, not a math class

8 comments:

  1. Wow I liked yours a lot! You were very creative and I laughed out loud multiple times, even though I find nearly everything funny. Keep up the good work!

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  2. This was pretty good. I like the topics you chose, and the way you represented them. As for #1, it's never fully happened to me, but I saw a girs in D hall do it.

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  3. That was awesome. NOBODY knew it was my birthday except for my closest friends. Wait... LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. I love this! This is my favorite of your blog posts yet! This was very funny and enjoyable to read! Great work.

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  6. Luke, I literally laughed so hard! Your a REALLY good writer and I always look forward to reading your work every month! I think you should be an author!

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  7. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST BLOG POST I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! Hope you keep writing more like this Luke. Keep up the funny good work.

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  8. I really enjoyed your post! I really like your sense of humor!

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