-Let's start with lucky number 10! That is; just pay attention people. Now, if your as awesome a student as yours truly, than if you get it by the first explanation suffer through the rest. Other people need those extra repeats of the same instructions, sometimes even you! You never know if your going to miss something!
-Next up; number nine! DON'T PROCRASTINATE!!! Seriously, it never ends well. You can put the pro in procrastinate if you DON'T DO IT!!!
-Now for number eight. Just deal with the NoRedInk. It may be absolutely ridiculous at times, but it can also be just as helpful.
-And now, my favorite, number seven! If you get the opportunity to do a Readers Theater, TAKE IT! Readers Theaters are the funniest thing you could ever do in Mrs Robins' class. Don't pass up the chance to do it.
-Next we have tip number six! When in doubt, pun it out. The best way to have fun in Mrs Robins' class while at the same time annoying your classmates to the breaking point, is to make the most puns humanly possible. So far, only one person has been able to do that...
-Now tip five! Be nice to Mrs Robins'. If you are nice to her, than she won't want to strangle you. Not that ever wants to strangle some of her students..........
-Okay then, NUMBER FOUR! Do your work. That's all that needs to be said. Just do it!
-Next up, tip number three. Read, read, read. Read a lot and you can get into the IRead 40 club. You get a t-shirt, candy, and THE COOLEST PARTY OF THE YEAR!! So just, read.
-Now number two! Be willing to learn. Mrs Robins isn't going to learn for you. (Trust me, I tried) You know what they say; you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
-Last, but not least, number one! Remember the candy! Do your work and you can get candy. CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!!!!! Mrs Robins' is a treasure-trove of candy! As long as you do your work and aren't a totally pig rump.
And there you have it! 10 tips on how to survive Mrs Robins' class! You're Welcome!!!! *mike drop*
That was extremely funny, next time I would use better grammar...except there is no next time *mike drop*
ReplyDeleteThis was AWESOME! I can totally relate to this! Great job! (So true about the puns too) I love how you put "You're Welcome!!! *mike drop*".
ReplyDelete"When in doubt, pun it out. The best way to have fun in Mrs Robins' class while at the same time annoying your classmates to the breaking point, is to make the most puns humanly possible. So far, only one person has been able to do that..."Were you talking about me? If so thank you. If not, who are they and where can I find them?
ReplyDeleteLet's get real and taco 'bout the puns...it's nacho problem if you don't like them. LOL! This was perfection Auri--good advice; clever: you annoyed Zach with *mike drop* and gave a shout-out to the resident punster, Zac. Man, I'm going to miss you guys. You're awesome Auri: thanks!
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