Friday, May 5, 2017

10 things you must know to survive in Ms.Robins


In Ms.Robins class there can be good days and bad days follow the following to survive...

-tip one never ask if a day is important she will scary you and say "all days are equally important" (this technically is not true do you think that Christmas is as important as the day your dog died?)

-second always use spell check without it you (depending on how well you can spell) will surfer tremendously  (luckily I am a naturly gifted speler)

-third if ms. Robins knows your parents avoided letting them have contact it is best if your parents don't know about what your up to.

-fourth when you do the sage test pretend to not know what  your doing when your ace the test you'll get a candy bar.

-fifth always read like crazy the first day of school your'll get a much bigger candy bar if you finish first. (Not that I'm bragging)

-sixth on the blog post always make it funny you get a lot more comments and ms.robins might make it a public announcement (then you get bragging rights)

-seventh Never over think things. The first few sage practice test I tried to make it deep and from the heart the third I wrought a paragraph about how awesome I am (guess which got the high score)

-eight always go and make your classmates mad by reading the novels all they way though then spoiling it for them.

-ninth when you get your table ask to sit close to the back then you can read and get a way with it (not hat I have ever done that)

-tenth for the newspaper never get layout it is crazy hard to get finish but I guess if you like stress go for it


written by Nicholas Renstrom.
dedicated to Nicholas Renstrom
based on seventh grade experience of Nicholas Renstrom
quote from Nicholas Renstrom "I Nicholas Zachary Renstrom the handsomest, smartest, and most athletic person on the plant much unlike Zachary Rasmussen knows you'll have a blast in seventh grade!!!!!"

5 comments:

  1. Ouch that hurts, I know send my life sentence of NoRedInk to you, congratulations.

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  2. What layout was great. I think it was the easiest of all of them.

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  3. good job nick you are great at writing keep it up. :)

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  4. First of all...... THE FLIPPING LAST PART IS A LIE!!!!! YOU KNOW THAT IT ISN'T TRUE NICHOLAS!!! I KNOW YOU KNOW!!!! But it was very funny, and most of the things I do. Good job!

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  5. That was funny... But I thought Layout was THE funnest of the ones I did. I even had games and humor.

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