The Unresolution
I have suffered a very serious eating disorder, it ruins every fast food meal I've ever eaten. It's that force that makes you smell those greasey, crunchy french fries on your way back from the fast food restaurant. But wait it gets worse, that force takes control of your hand and stuffs the fries into your mouth. My Unresolution is to over come that force, and take back my power to save them for home. I know it will not be easy, I may be thinking way over my head but I know I can find ways to get around it. My first idea was to duct tape my hand to the seat, but I realized my parents might think I am a bigger dork then they thought. I thought up another plan and then said, " Eh this seems like a problem for 2018." That is my unresolution, infact I've had the same unresolution for the last 3 years. Hopefully I beat the disorder next year.
Ha! That was funny! I especially like the part where you said "Eh, this seems like a problem for 2018". One thing that you should change is to be more specific, I was a little bit confused.
ReplyDeleteI liked how you said this seems like a problem for 2018 and I thought that was pretty funny. However, I didn't think calling it an eating disorder was funny because those are very serious and many people suffer from them. Other then that good job
ReplyDeleteIm sorry if I offended you and made you feel worse. I really didn't mean to be rude.
DeleteHahaha! This is so funny. I love the way you described it. I can really relate to you. You did great! Maybe you could have more of a main idea. Otherwise awesome!
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