Friday, January 13, 2017
My Un-Resoulution
My Un-Resolution is to stop eating when I'm bored. This issue makes me gain some pounds. Many days of my life get pretty lonely, so I listen. I hear the leftover Taco bell call my name. I just can't help myself. Over the years I kinda found a solution. DON'T EAT! I have to make myself not eat, and that's not easy when you are a growing child who needs food in order to function... But I guess it's worth being starving when you want to stop eating extra. Right? WRONG! I need to eat so I bust through the pantry door and open up a fresh bag of lays potato chips and then I will probably re-write this whole paragraph about why I should stop peeing in the pool........ Because we all know I can't stick to a diet...
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I love your story! It was very funny and was written very well, I also eat WAY to much when I'm bored.
ReplyDeleteLoved it!your writing was fantastic and so interesting keep up the amazing work.
ReplyDeleteThat was a really funny story! I feel you on both of those resolutions. I just randomly eat a share size pack of doritos and I'm like "I still have room in my stomach, why not?" and then I gain 5 pounds in a month.
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