My Un-resolution
My un-resolution is to stop being like Darth Vader. I think I look weird trying to be like him. For example; when I get angry I try to choke-force someone. But I just stand there awkwardly holding my hand out thinking i'm being awesome. Also, another thing is when I was at my friends house I saw his dog and told a pineapple to,"BLAST DOWN THAT REBEL SPY!!!". I'm not allowed over there anymore. But if I try to stop being Darth Vader who should I act like. Yoda?? No, too old. Can you suggest something?
That was AWESOME! It was really funny, but you should add some more detail. Sorry, I don't have any suggestions
ReplyDeleteThat is really funny. I do the same thing all the time. I just hold out my hand at the teacher when she tells me I have homework and then they get weirded out. I'm happy I'm not the only one.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, this is hilarious! So funny Jordan, you have a great voice of comedy when you write. Good work, I'd love to see this be a longer piece. Well done!
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