Friday, March 31, 2017

My Future (Corrected version)

I am going to live on the streets with my weener dog with a broken leg. While washing windows for a living. Just kidding, I am going to be a neurosurgeon with a high salary and an attractive wife. Three to four kids in a safe neighborhood with a good community surrounding us. Kind of like St. George but not as close to Las Vegas. I'm not going to completely spoil my kids like most of the population does now with all their Iphone 57's and crap like that. They're going to smart and not drop out of preschool (and yes I know a kid that has dropped out of preschool not even lying). We will be good people and not a rich and ignorant family, cough cough Donald Trump. Now that you've read this why don't you go out into the world and learn how to parent!!!
  

5 comments:

  1. Awesome job, I loved it.

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  2. Great job Ben! I really liked it.

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  3. Lol! Oh Ben, this is so you! The humor made me laugh out loud. I love that you have parenting goals as well as career goals. Do me a solid and find a cure for MS when you study neurology! Keep working hard and always hold on to that great sense of humor.

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  4. Wow... well at least he is concerned about being a good parent! He actually has an uncle that washes windows for a living. Oh Ben!

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  5. Ben. WHAT THE FLIP!? This didn't really make sense, but dude, you can do whatever you want. Keep up the good work, and keep writing stories that make completely no sense.

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