Dear Obi Wan Kanobi,
             I'd just like to say that you were just the best teacher ever. You were strict and helped me realize my potential. Some people complain about how hard they have it in the 7th grade with the teachers taking away their phones for messing around with them in class, well they can live without their phone for a day, try having a teacher that takes away your legs. Although you made it so I could use the force. I'd like to thank you for that it sure made going over to the dark side much more easy, and it also helps with blowing up planets and all. Thanks so much dearest friend.
     Love, The darkside, and darthvader.