Guide to the Survival of Honors Language Arts

I split my 10 must-knows into two sections. One is what I must do to survive LA , and the other is best things about LA.
What I Must DO To Survive LA
1. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT PROCRASTINATE. You are in a honors class, you’d think that we could get our work done on time! Especially because we only have TWO homework assignments per month! Just because you put it off doesn’t mean it’ll go away.

2. READ! You’re going to think, “I have the whole year, it’ll be fine”, but then you’re going to have a month left to cram all the extra books in.

3. LEARNING! Story time! When I got into Honors Language Arts, one of my friends told me she was sorry. When I asked her why, she said that honors meant more work, but she was wrong. Every month you get the same two assignments, a monthly contest and a blog post. If you do them quick, it’s no problem, if you don’t… That’s another story.

4. PAY ATTENTION! After a couple years of doing this, I decided paying attention in class is probably important. I suggest you try it.

5. Just RELAX! Honors is great don't work yourself up about nothing. The SAGE doesn't even stand a chance against the power of your mind. Mrs. Robins prepares you with plenty of weapons. Besides, when you're an old man, or lady, you're not going to tell you grandkids in your old crackly voice, "When I was in 7th grade, I totally beat the test. I got a 4! I still remember the awesome teacher..." You get the idea; don't work yourself up.

Best Things About LA

1. You have the BEST TEACHER in the B hall, the upstairs, and maybe even the school. If you’re paying any attention at all, know this. Mrs. Robins cares about each individual person. She’s one of those people that understands everything. She’s here to help.

2. iREAD 40 PARTY! Watch I’m going to read your mind. Here's what your thinking: 40 books! That’s impossible! This is insane! Sorry, it’s not. It’s amazing! You miss out on ½ the day, you eat pizza, eat snow cones, popcorn, and have water fights. All in all, it’s awesome!

3. BLOG POSTS! Yes, it’s homework and anything with the name of homework, must be boring, but this is actually fun. If you get it done quick, you’ll find most of the writing is hilarious.

4. WRITING CONTESTS! You have to do it anyways and there’s prizes.

5. Now I’m not going to lie, LA might be difficult for you, but don’t give up the rewards are fabulous! Did I mention ROBINS REWARDS? A rewards system to get free stuff. Everyone wants free stuff. Not to mention BINGOS! You get a candy after every 5 books on your Bingo Card.

Top ten things to succeed in L.A Honors

1. Read books - Honors have 12 books done each Trimester and if you don't turn in your books you probably gonna have a bad grade.
2. Don't start anything before Mrs.Robins says because you probably aren't doing it right and then you have to restart.
3. Work - Make sure you turn in your work on time.
4. Play attention to every lesson Mrs.Robins teach because they're a really important.
5. Don't miss a lot of day of school. Gonna fall back in the class.
6. Have someone you can rely when you're sick or email Mrs.Robins so she tells you what they did that day.
7. Don't make your life difficult, if you don't understand something make sure to ask someone.
8. Have fun L.A Honors is not difficult, you have fun most of the time thanks to Mrs.Robins.
9. If you know your the one that doesn't turn in work on time make sure to do the extra credit sheet that Mrs.Robins gives.
10. Writing contest and Blog Post due them on time (talking for experience) those two things really that your grade down, every month your supposed to due both of them not only one.
Wish you good look 7th Graders.

10 Things you need to know in Mrs. Robins' Class

10 Things You Need to Know in Mrs. Robins' Class

      1. Don't procrastinate.

      2.  Don't use your phone during class.

      3. Always pay attention while Mrs. Robins is teaching.

      4.  Turn in you assignments on time.

      5. Turn in your blog post and writing contest on time.

       6. Read as much as you can.

       7.  Make sure you always have a passing grade.

       8. Always do your best.

       9.  Always have fun.

       10. Mrs. Robins is one of the nicest and funniest teachers you will have in 7th grade.

10 things you need to know about Mrs.Robins class

1. Always turn in your work on time, because if you don't, trust me its hard to get caught up.

2. Have a sense of humor, Mrs.Robins has an amazing sense of humor.

3. Be positive and have a smile because if you don't she will call you out in the middle of class and tell you to put a smile on your face.

4. Turn off your phone because if you get a text she will read it out loud and if you get a phone call she will answer. It's pretty embarrassing.

5. Don't make bets with Mrs.Robins because there is a 99.9% chance she will win.

6. READ!!!!

7. She is very helpful so if your struggling with something ask her, trust me shes helped me many times.

8. You may have to do writing contests and blog posts every month. To be honest the blog posts aren't that bad.

9. Also, you may have to read a lot but her books are exciting and interesting

10. Be positive, have a sense of humor, be active and have fun in her class its amazing.

10 things you NEED to do to succeed

1. Do not procrastinate! Always make sure you do your work before its due. Don't wait until the last minute it will come back and bite you in the bum.

2. READD! Always read at home and whenever you can. It is super important so that you can turn in books on time!

3. Don't lie to Mrs. Robins. Mrs. Robins wont be mad if you tell the truth. But if you lie she will find out and there will be consequences.

4. While Mrs. Robins is talking make sure that you aren't talking. She will call you out. And soon after you will be red in the face.

5.Turn in your blog post and writing contest on time! Don't wait to do it the day before its due. It will effect your grade and you wont be happy.

6. Put your phone away! Put in your backpack or she will take. Don't play on it or let it go off in class because Mrs. Robins will answer back to the person who is texting/calling you.

7. DO EXTRA CREDIT! Your grade will be low at some point so use the extra credit Mrs.Robins will give you. You will thank her later.

8. Keep a B or higher! Those are the requirements to stay in the honors program. She is super nice but if you have an Np for most of the trimester you may have to leave the class.

9. Always be nice! Treat Mrs. Robins with respect because she is such an awesome teacher so don't be rude and talk back or call her names.

10.HAVE FUN!!! Enjoy your time in the class. It will be gone before you know it. Don't worry about being perfect just follow the rules and enjoy the class!

Top 10

Top 10 things you need to know to survive Mrs. Robins class

By: Jackelyn Gomez

1.Turn in things in time and don't procrastinate!

2. Pay attention because you might get lost and not know what to do.

3. Read!! If you don't you will get super behind and that will affect your grade a lot.

4. Make sure to do your Writing Contest and Blog post

5.Put your phone in the pockets and make sure its on silent

6.Do extra credit works even if you don't need them.

7. Be Respectful!

8.Check your grades and turn in any missing work

9. Stay positive! I will assure you that everything will be okay and that it

 is so much easier than 6th grade.

10. Have and don't stress out on things

These are the Top 10 Ways to Survive 7th grade and Mrs. Robin's Honors Class

These are the Top 10 Ways to Survive 7th grade and Mrs. Robin's Honors Class

10. Pay attention class and get your work done in class. She doesn't really give homework, but if you goof around during class, you'll have to get the work done at home.

9. Put your phone on silent. I don't have a phone, but I've seen somebodies phone go off in the middle of class too many times.

8. Don't read while Mrs. Robins is talking. She will catch you every single time. EVERY TIME!!!!

7. Robin's Rewards are awesome because the rewards at the monthly drawings are always cool, and Mrs. Robins saves the best stuff for you.

6. Writing Contest/Blog Post. They may be difficult, but they help your writing skills improve and it definitely helped me do better on the Sage.

5. DON'T PROCRASTINATE!!!!!!!!! It's not good to procrastinate, and it will never end up good for you. Bad example: I turned this in the day before it was due.Writing Contest/Blog Post. They may be difficult, but they help your writing skills improve and it definitely helped me do better on the Sage.

4. Reading is next up. Trust me when I say you do not want to miss out on the iRead party at the end of the year, even if it is sometimes tough to read every genre. (especially when in the middle of a long series like Ranger's Apprentice, which is a great series that you should read sometime)

3. Zac B. will kill me for this one, but whatever you do don't make puns. If you're like me and you hate puns then you won't like it to have somebody in your class that will make one every chance you get.

2. Make sure you keep track of your grades. One day you'll have an A, two weeks later you'll suddenly have a B-. Then you start thinking it must be the END OF THE WORLD, because you don't have an A in every class. All of the sudden, a giant asteroid falls on the school and destroys the world. The instant before you die you realize you were the cause of the END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

1. The best part about the honors class was the teacher. Mrs. Robins is awesome and probably the best teacher I have ever had.

P.S. Please don't end the world, I wouldn't like it very much.

Top 10 Things You Need to Know About This Awesome Class!

You're all new here right? Haha, I know exactly how you all might feel about 7th grade, but if you fallow along then I can tell you some things that are going to be REALLY important for you, so just listen up:

1. DO NOT under ANY circumstances PROCRASTINATE!!!! It will be the thing that will get you so far behind, that you won't be able to go back. Just don't do it ok? Just don't.

2. READ!! You're going to have to read A LOT this year and if you don't start now, you're going to get lost! (it's bad to get lost if you didn't know)

3. Do EXTRA CREDIT!!! If you do end up getting behind, extra credit will be your buddy this year! It will give you help where you need it!

4. Don't get on Mrs. Robins' BAD SIDE. When she gets angry, it makes you fell really guilty even if you didn't do it. So just try to make her happy and fallow her rules.

5. Learn to like WRITING!!! You're going to be writing a LOT this year, so you should learn to like it so it is easier for you.

6. Be SOCIAL! During the year you are going to do quite a few group projects, so you should get to know the people around you!

7. Be CREATIVE! You are going to have to do many project that involve creative thinking. So be prepared to get your imagination running!

8. Do NOT use YOUR PHONE during class!!!! She might have the phone pockets out next year, but if she doesn't, you better not be on your phone!

9. Love MRS. ROBINS!!!!! You only get her for one year! She has been the best teacher I've ever had! If you end up not liking her, it will make your school year even worse!

10. Last but not least, HAVE FUN!!! When you get to do writing assignments or something you can have your own choice on, do what you can do best and what's fun to you!!

Good luck 7th graders! Have a great school year!

Top ten things to do in Mrs. Robins class!

                                                                                                                                                                  

             

               1.    DO BLOG POST AND WRITING CONTEST!!!! If you don't do these on time then you will have to do it late and trust me (I should know) it is way better if you do it early so you won't stress.

               2.   READ! Each trimester you have to read twelve books. I would suggest to just read and don't have late books it stresses you out way too much. Also, If you read 40 books throughout the whole year then you can go to the iRead party.

               3.  Don't procrastinate! It is NOT fun when you do. Always just turn in your work and don't wait until the last minute. It really sucks.

               4.  ABSOLUTELY NO PHONES! Trust me. You don't want your notifications on either or she will read them in front of the whole class. It’s embarrassing.

               5.  Do your work in class! Mrs. Robins doesn't really give out homework and you don't want any more so don't wait and goof off in class so you will have to do it at home. You already have enough homework anyway.

               6. When Mrs. Robins says to stop reading and listen to her, you stop reading. This happens to a lot of people but she hasn’t even caught me yet.

               7. Check your grades! To get an A in this class is challenging but surprisingly kind of easy. All you have to do is turn in stuff on time. Also if your grades aren’t passing then you can get kicked out of honors.

               8. Stay positive. Trust me. Mrs.Robins doesn't want a grumpy kid in her class so always have a smile on your face. It makes everything easier.

               9. Listen to Mrs.Robins and be nice. You might want to listen to her so you know what to do so don't go off in la la land and day dream because you will be asking friends and they might have heard her wrong. Also be nice!

               
              10. Just have fun! This class is supposed to be fun because Mrs.Robins likes us better ;). Also, we get to do all of this cool stuff in this class.

                                                  The Top 10 Things to Make it Through 
                                               Mrs. Robin's Class


     1. The first thing you must always do to survive Mrs. Robin's class, is to get her to like you. This is the most important one, because once she likes you, you can basically do anything you want.


     2. Turn in your work on time. If you don't, she will haunt you forever. I've had that happen to me to many times.

  
     3. Always be nice. If you are caught being rude, you will either be asked to stop, or you will get lunch detention. Good thing that hasn't happened to me yet.


     4. Laugh at her puns and jokes. No matter what, even if her puns or jokes are not funny, laugh at them, and Language Arts will be a happy place.


     5. Listen to Mrs. Robins. If you don't listen, you will not no what to do at all. I've learned from experience.


     6. Be positive. If you're always grumpy, Language Arts is really gonna suck. So remember, when you're feeling sad, just remember these words; Lets put a smile on that face.


     7. Always read. If you're not reading, she will shout you're name out loud, and tell you to read. I've had that happen to me to many times.


     8. DON'T PROCRASTINATE! If you do your work at the last possible second, it will look sloppy on bad. I warn you, you will get a bad grade if you procrastinate.


     9. Don't talk out of turn. If you do talk during a lesson, she will call your name out loud, and you will be so embarrassed.


    10. Just have fun! It's Mrs. Robin's Honors Class. You are going to have the time of your life. Good luck! 

10 major keys getting through Mrs. Robins class

10: Check grades often

9: say jokes

8: set goals

7: don't be annoying

6: turn in blog post early

5: turn in monthly contest early

4: get work done in class

3: don't talk back

2: Take advantage of reading in class.

1: Read a lot!!!!!!

10 Major Things to Survive Mrs.Robins class

1.Turn work in on time or get beat(just playin or not)

2.Make sure you get your monthly blog post and writing contest done

3.Listen when she’s talking or she’ll call you out like a sucka

4.Have a sense of humor or else being in her class will be pointless

5.Don’t make bets with Mrs.Robins on Jazz games (somehow they win)

6.Be good stay out of trouble or else the makeup work will be a pain in the ( can't say word)

7.Read reads read she’ll get on your case if you don’t read

8.Always have a smile on your face!again she will call you out in the middle of class just to say put on a smile it's embarrassing trust me it’s happened a couple times

9.If you youngins try and test her best expect something coming your way blood

10.Just chill breeze through the year nice and easy and you'll make it out stay humble cuz

I know we all sound lame, but hear me out

The school year has been super fun, but now that it's coming to an end it's time to pass my knowledge down to you nerds.

NUMBER 10: Laugh at her jokes. Mrs. Robins has a great sense of humor, and often joins in the conversations. For the most part she does good jokes, but sometimes she does the dreaded, dun Dun DUN! Teacher Joke!!! So just be sure to laugh to avoid awkward silences.

NUMBER 9: Don't turn down the reader's theaters! We've only done a few this year, but they have the potential to be the most hilarious things ever. If you take part in a reader's theatre, be sure to get into your character, and do your best to imitate their actions and accents if they have one.

NUMBER 8: When doing practice writing tests, don't stress if you don't understand. Just remember, the most important part of the essay, is the Thesis. If you can get a good thesis, the essay writes itself.

NUMBER 7: Keep up the jokes and conversations (but only in the right places) It's OK to make jokes, or start discussions in the middle of class lessons. If you find a golden opportunity to make a joke, go ahead, Mrs. Robins will most likely encourage it, as long as it's relevant.

NUMBER 6: Do what Mrs. Robins says. She always makes everything fun, so even if her instructions don't sound appealing, they're probably leading to something awesome.

NUMBER 5: Do your own work! When working in partnerships, make sure you do your part. It's not fair for the other person or persons to do your work.

NUMBER 4: Make friends with table mates. This is a big one. You will do a lot of work with your table partners, so isn't important you know what things they're good at, and some things they probably shouldn't take charge in.

NUMBER 3: Do your best! Even if you don't think your very good at something, do your best. The english language is confusing, so just remember it's OK to be wrong.

NUMBER 2: Don't procrastinate! I co-rule procrastination with some of my friends, and it's not fun. While there isn't a lot of homework, getting assignments in on time is a really good idea, and reduces stress.

NUMBER 1: Stay positive! Although Language Arts can get frustrating sometimes, staying positive can help you figure things out.

Now, I remember reading these from the 7th graders last year, and I thought these were pretty lame, and they were exaggerating how awesome Mrs. Robins and her class is, but take what I've told you to heart. Mrs. Robins is the best!

Beware... 7th Grade Language Arts

1. This is one of the most important tips of all. Always remember, I repeat, ALWAYS REMEMBER that the boys bathroom is on the other side of the hall. I've accidentally walked into the girls bathroom too many times...

2. Bring hand sanitizer. Need I say more?

3. Beware the mystical land of La-La. Once you visit, you can't return, which is why I am the current king of La-La land. Also, I um...     Sorry, I think one of my La-La palace guards was calling me. What was I saying?

4. Don't even try to hide your birthday, Mrs. Robins always knows. ALWAYS.

5. Hey did you guys know that Tacocat spelled backwards is Tacocat? So cool...

6. It doesn't matter how many puns you make, you will never make more legit puns than Zach Brammer. There's two types of puns in this world: A "Zach Pun," and a "Regular Pun" (Both are annoying)

7.  Eat a lot, because there's nothing worse than reading a book about cake when you have an empty stomach. Also, it's totally embarrassing when your belly starts grumbling during silent reading...

8. Beware of the fierce beast known only as... SAGE. You may think that you're ready, and that you're not scared, but in the words of Yoda, "You will be..."

9. Buckle your seatbelt and hold on tight because 7th grade is a fast and crazy ride.

11. < This is a language arts class, not a math class

10 Things you MUST do succeed !

1. Turn in your work!! You will see a side of Mrs. Robins you wish you didn't! JK
2. Be quiet!!! Listen to Mrs. Robins when she is speaking.
3. Don't talk while Mrs. Robins is talking! She deserves everyone's ears! 
4. Be on top of your blog posts and Writing Contests... Just get it done!
5. Get your work done! Get it done, and especially on time!
6. Write your name on your papers!!! If you don't it will end up in a big black hole!
7. Don't make rude comments! Just keep it to yourself! You will have a hard time if you say something stupid!
8. READ READ READ!!!!! Get that reading done!
9.Be respectful. All of that up there^^ applies to this one rule!
10. Don' lie!! Please just be honest. Don't get yourself in trouble!

10 Things You Should Know In Mrs. Robins Class

1. Don't procrastinate! always find something to do when you aren't doing anything.

2. Be respectful and always get your work done

3. Try hard on all your assignments and turn them in on time. 

4. Don't cheat, lie, or talk when we aren't supposed to

5. Always follow the classroom rules. No phones, no talking when teacher is talking, No reading when the teacher is teaching (Zach R!), Do monthly assignments, ect.

6. Be kind to others. Don't bug anyone when they are working and keep your hands to yourself.

7. READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read so you can make it into the iRead 40 club!

8.  HAVE FUN!!!!!!!! When you come to LA you will have all the fun in the world

9. Find the 2 Yodas in the classroom

10. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH MRS. ROBINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top Ten List for Mrs.Robins Class!

1. READ! I always procrastinate when it comes to reading, and now I completely regret it because I won't be able to go to the I-Read 40 club party, which includes missing half of a school day. SO READ.

2. DON'T PROCRASTINATE! If you procrastinate in this class, YOU WILL REGRET IT (like I do). Getting behind in this class is NOT fun, and you might miss out on Gecko Days, which can be really fun.

3. BE RESPECTFUL TO MRS.ROBINS AND YOUR CLASSMATES! Be kind, thoughtful, encouraging, don't talk while Mrs.Robins or another classmate is, don't give anyone a headache, and TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED! 

4. DO WRITING CONTESTS! Writing contests might sound boring, but they can get you AWESOME prizes! (Including cold hard CASH! $$$$!)

5. READ THE WEEKLY BLOG POST! Every week, Mrs.Robins posts a blog on her website, telling you what you will be doing for the upcoming week. It tells you when tests are, when books are do, and if you read it, Mrs.Robins might give you candy!

6. KEEP YOUR GRADE UP IN THIS CLASS! This kind of goes along with not procrastinating, but it is more of a warning. If your grade drops in ANY honors class, it might result in you getting kicked out of honors and having someone else take your spot. DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

7. LISTEN TO MRS.ROBINS! If Mrs.Robins tells you to take notes, take notes. If she tells you to be quiet, be quiet. If she tells you to do your homework, do your homework. If she tells you to jump onto a pink fluffy unicorn and ride it upside-down, THEN YOU JUMP ONTO A PINK FLUFFY UNICORN AND RIDE IT UPSIDE-DOWN!! (Got it?)

8. BE POSITIVE! Whatever work Mrs.Robins throws at you, just tell yourself that YOU CAN DO IT and be happy WHILE you do it, not just when you finish it. (Although you will most likely be much more happy once you do.)

9. DO BLOG POSTS! Blog posts are super fun! Getting feedback from your classmates and teacher is kind of fun, too!

10. HAVE FUN!!! This is a VERY fun class, so have fun while your in it! :) GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR!! :)

10 things you need to do in this class

Here are some things you need to do while in Mrs. Robins wonderful class.
10- Do your work. It may seem obvious that you need to do your work but try and stay ahead. Be an over-achiever because then you can always be happy knowing your work is done.
9- NoRedInk. It is incredibly annoying but just do it. It is not fun to do so just get it done and over with as soon as you can.
8- Turn things in. Make sure you turn stuff in. It is really annoying to have to go back and find things, then turn them in.
7- Stay on task. Make sure you are on task because the sooner you get your work done, the sooner your can read.
6- Make friends. This class is usually full of really nice kids and they are good to make friends with.
5- Read. It is very important to do your reading. Just get it all done towards the start of the tri and just get it done. Plus, once you do all of it you can get in the IRead 40 club and have a sweet party at the end of the year.
4- Don't procrastinate. I personally am a pro at this and it is not fun. Doing all of your work the night before is always a bad idea. Just do your work when you get it. It took me about 99/100ths of the year before I understood this but just do your work when you get it.
3- Do your blog posts and writing contests. It sucks to be at the end of the month and having to spend an hour or two writing a last minute post or contest.
2- Take care of your phone. Put it in the slot, and make sure your volume is off. I have seen what happens when people leave their noise on and it is hilarious to us, but sucks for them a lot.
1- And most important of all.... Make puns. Have pun wars with Mrs. Robins(I always won). Make so many puns people are afraid to talk near you because you can make a pun about anything.
Those are 10 things you need to do while in this class. Also ignore Glenn puns are great.

Ten Things you should do in Mrs. Robins class like Yoda would say them

1. Powerful force the Blog post/ Writing contest is... Fall into their trap you must nut not. (Don't Procrastinate. Doom you it will)

2. Study you must... if you do not fall into the dark side you will (That kinda explains itself)

3. Stay a powerful youngling... The Red ink troopers! Coming they are! Fight Back You MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
4. Read from the school archives... The I read 40 club you must reach... Party there is.
5. Distraction your phone is... Terrible things... Push the "off notification button" if you want to succeed in your studies
6. Volunteer and do good service for other space people... Candies you may get
7. Fun you must have inside... Look for the fun and follow  the A+++ force
8. Be stupid you must not... Stupidity leads to suffering and suffering leads to the dark side of Lunch Detention
9. Listen you your mentor (Robins Mrs.)... Guide you she MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
10. Friends you must make... Keep you in the Light side they will... Anyone they can be

Good year you must have. EYB

10 things you must know to survive in Ms.Robins

In Ms.Robins class there can be good days and bad days follow the following to survive...

-tip one never ask if a day is important she will scary you and say "all days are equally important" (this technically is not true do you think that Christmas is as important as the day your dog died?)

-second always use spell check without it you (depending on how well you can spell) will surfer tremendously  (luckily I am a naturly gifted speler)

-third if ms. Robins knows your parents avoided letting them have contact it is best if your parents don't know about what your up to.

-fourth when you do the sage test pretend to not know what  your doing when your ace the test you'll get a candy bar.

-fifth always read like crazy the first day of school your'll get a much bigger candy bar if you finish first. (Not that I'm bragging)

-sixth on the blog post always make it funny you get a lot more comments and ms.robins might make it a public announcement (then you get bragging rights)

-seventh Never over think things. The first few sage practice test I tried to make it deep and from the heart the third I wrought a paragraph about how awesome I am (guess which got the high score)

-eight always go and make your classmates mad by reading the novels all they way though then spoiling it for them.

-ninth when you get your table ask to sit close to the back then you can read and get a way with it (not hat I have ever done that)

-tenth for the newspaper never get layout it is crazy hard to get finish but I guess if you like stress go for it


written by Nicholas Renstrom.
dedicated to Nicholas Renstrom
based on seventh grade experience of Nicholas Renstrom
quote from Nicholas Renstrom "I Nicholas Zachary Renstrom the handsomest, smartest, and most athletic person on the plant much unlike Zachary Rasmussen knows you'll have a blast in seventh grade!!!!!"

10 top things you need to do to be successful in Mrs.Robins class

                          10 top things you need to do in Mrs. Robins class
                   1. Don't talk while she is talking or you will never see the light again. ;)
                   
                   2. Keep your iread books due to date or you will get detention and a sad Mrs.Robins.
                   
                   3. Don't whine or she'll be an angry Mrs. Robins and come after you where ever you are.
                 
                   4. Always smile because that will make her so happy that she'll spread her wings and                             fly.
                 
                  5. Put your phone in the cell phone holder because if you dont it will be to late for you.
                   
                   
                  6. Always give her a high five or a fist bump when you come in the classroom.
                 
                  7.Try to make her laugh or laugh at her jokes even if some are not funny cause sure                               thing she is always awesome.
                 
                  8. Be kind to her or all of us who care for her will come after you.
                 
                  9. Don't be late, if you do get late have a tardy pass.
                   
                 10. Just have fun, if you do everything i just listed she will be the best teacher in the                              universe!!!

                   P.S: Some of this content is exaggerated for humor,
                  Mrs. robins will always love you no matter what.

10 things to know about Mrs. Robins class

1. Get your homework turned in: this should be everyone's school nightmare. Try to turn in your homework as fast as possible or suffer the consensuses. (Mrs. Robins WILL. FIND. YOU.)

2. Don't procrastinate!: This should be really important to everyone, getting your writing contest and blog post done could cost you your grade.

3. Do the i read 40 club: Doing the i read 40 club is a really fun way to read books and get to go to a huge party at the end of the school year!

4.  Put away your phone!: Is it really that important to look at Instagram and Snap chat while Mrs. Robins is talking? Put your phone in the holder before class and listen.

5. Get good grades: The only was to stay in Mrs. Robins class is to keep getting good grades. (She likes you but don't get bad grades... Just don't)

6. Don't stress a lot: Mrs. robins class can be tough, but not so tough to beat on your self all the time. Try to have fun and enjoy her class.

7. One Word, CANDY: Mrs. Robins is so awesome! She even gives you candy for answering a question or finishing the i read 40 club.

8. Read!: Every L.A teacher will tell you to read a lot of books. Even Mrs. Robins, get used to it or you won't have fun.

9. Study: Mrs. Robins doesn't do many tests, but when there is one, try to study for it.

10. Have fun!!: Mrs. Robins class is a lot of hard work, but she is so funny that she will make it worth  the while to do. Just try to be nice to her!

10 Thing You Should Know In Mrs.Robins Class

1.DO NOT PROCRASTINATE: It will make your life so much harder when it could be so easy if you just get your assignments turned in on time.
2.Read: When you read you can get your I-Reads done on time and possibly get into the I-Read 40 club which I hear is amazing!
3.No Red ink: No red ink sucks but it sucks even more when you are behind on it.I would know;)
4.Phones:If you have a phone make sure you turn it all the way off and put it into to cell phone container. I've seen people who did not do this and it wasn't pretty.
5.Don't stress: If you stress in this class it is just going to make it a lot worse.
6.Have Fun:This class can be really fun if you have fun
7.Grades:Make sure you have good grades and make sure you see what you are missing so you can get caught up.
8.Stupid: Don't be stupid and do dumb stuff or this class is really going to suck.
9:Volunteer:Make sure you volunteer for as much things as you can.
10.Be Yourself: Just be yourself and become friend with the people in your classmates.

10 things you should do to be successful in Mrs Robins' class

-Let's start with lucky number 10! That is; just pay attention people. Now, if your as awesome a student as yours truly, than if you get it by the first explanation suffer through the rest. Other people need those extra repeats of the same instructions, sometimes even you! You never know if your going to miss something!
-Next up; number nine! DON'T PROCRASTINATE!!! Seriously, it never ends well. You can put the pro in procrastinate if you DON'T DO IT!!!
-Now for number eight. Just deal with the NoRedInk. It may be absolutely ridiculous at times, but it can also be just as helpful.
-And now, my favorite, number seven! If you get the opportunity to do a Readers Theater, TAKE IT! Readers Theaters are the funniest thing you could ever do in Mrs Robins' class. Don't pass up the chance to do it.
-Next we have tip number six! When in doubt, pun it out. The best way to have fun in Mrs Robins' class while at the same time annoying your classmates to the breaking point, is to make the most puns humanly possible. So far, only one person has been able to do that...
-Now tip five! Be nice to Mrs Robins'. If you are nice to her, than she won't want to strangle you. Not that ever wants to strangle some of her students..........
-Okay then, NUMBER FOUR! Do your work. That's all that needs to be said. Just do it!
-Next up, tip number three. Read, read, read. Read a lot and you can get into the IRead 40 club. You get a t-shirt, candy, and THE COOLEST PARTY OF THE YEAR!! So just, read.
-Now number two! Be willing to learn. Mrs Robins isn't going to learn for you. (Trust me, I tried) You know what they say; you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
-Last, but not least, number one! Remember the candy! Do your work and you can get candy. CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!!!!! Mrs Robins' is a treasure-trove of candy! As long as you do your work and aren't a totally pig rump.
And there you have it! 10 tips on how to survive Mrs Robins' class! You're Welcome!!!! *mike drop*

Top !0 things for Robins Class

                                              Top 10 List to be successful in Mrs.Robins Class

1: Read, if you read you will be able to make it to the I Read 40 club
2: When writing a Essay ALWAYS capitalize your I's by themselves! (unless you want to make her mad)
3: Be nice to her if you are nice you will have a good time.
4: When the class starts talking when she is talking she will clap, Trust me you don't want to see what happens on the third clap.
5: Make a good newspaper in the honors class you will get to make the newspaper and trust me if its not a good one it is a waste of time.
6: Don't stress out if you stress out it will just make it worse.
7: Make friends with the people in your classroom if you don't talk to anyone it will be boring.
8: Volunteer if you volunteer for stuff Mrs.Robins will like you.
9: Work hard if you work hard during class you will have less work out of class.
10: Appreciate everything Mrs.Robins does for you.

   Top 10 things for Mrs.Robins class

Here are 10 things you MUST remember in order to succeed in Mrs.Robins class.

1.Do not procrastinate,you're in honors, you need to be responsible!
2.Read!! Your job as an honors child is to make the I-read 40 club.
3.TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF or suffer the embarrassment.(I had to learn the hard way)
4.Laugh at her jokes.She might give you candy.
5.Listen!! Do not interrupt her,after all she's the teacher.
6.She is the best L.A teacher you will ever have!
7.She will take your reading/writing from 0 to 100 real quick
8.It's a proven fact that everyone that takes Mrs.Robins class becomes a better reader and writer.Actually I'm not sure but there's a 99% I am correct.
10.Be nice.No one likes a rude person

Just remember: Don't stress just have fun,everything will be A-OK

Top Ten Things for ya younglins to know in Mrs. Robins Class

1. Get Games/Humor for the Newspaper: all you do is look at memes and put them on a google docs

2.Make sure to turn in your writing contest/blog post early: it is a lot less stress to need to turn it in late...unless your lazy then you can do what I did

3.Read: You want to finish your twelve books as soon as possible so you don't have to read later on, kind of like the writing contest and blog post, except for this one is way better.

4.Volunteer: on the right top drawer on her desk there is candy... feel free to take as much as you want, but if you volunteer you may or may not get candy (usually on the may side, and by that I mean the month, and month used to mean moon and the moon is part of astrology, astrology can be taught at school, and you usually go to school, meaning you usually get candy when you volunteer)

5.No No Red Ink: if she makes you do No Red Ink go on a student strike until you don't have to do it.

6.Turn off your phone notifications: as a survivor of the notification embarrassment let me tell you, you don't want to have your notifications on (You can actually get away from putting your phone in jail by pretending that you forgot...I mean... uh...don't read this Mrs. Robins)

7.Don't even try to read when she's talking: She will always find out.

8.Turn in everything on time: I don't think this needs an explanation 

9.Try to sit near wall: That way you can lean your chair back

10.Make sure to always pay attention: I didn't pay attention once... twice... ok half the time I am not paying attention, but it is way easier when you are.

Top Ten Things to do in Mrs. Robins Class!

   You are so lucky to have gotten into Mr.s Robins' Class! There are some things to remember, if you remember theses you will have a great year!

 1. TURN IN YOUR MONTHLY CONTEST AND BLOG POST! It is not fun when you forget to do an assignment, then you get really really behind

 2. Don't Procrastinate! I did that way to often and I regretted it deeply

 3. Do IREAD. If you read 40 books in a year you will get to go to an awesome party. (I get to go and I am really exited to go)

 4. Try your best the entire year. You might think it is too much work to do the extra work

 5. Be quiet when Mrs. Robins is talking. I wasn't the best at this, so don't be like me and don't talk when you are not supposed to

 6. Make friends with everyone! it is way more fun when you know everyone in your class

 7. Study Hard!!! If you study you will do way better than if you don't study

 8. Check your grades as often as possible! Don't get kicked out! Trust me!!!

 9. Enjoy all the fun perks that you get to do in Mrs. Robins' class. Writing the newspaper is so much fun. Make it the best you can!

 10! Have so much fun! This class is so much fun and you are so lucky to have gotten into her class.

 Good Luck This year!

Top 10 things to do in Mrs. Robins class

1. Laugh and be happy! Mrs. Robins loves to have a great time!
2. READ! Reading goes on your grade and you can get into the I-read 40 club!
3. Don't procrastinate! Get things done so you don't have to stress over it!
4.  Don't be rude! Respect your fellow peers!
5.  Listen!
6.  Don't forget what you learned back in 6th grade! You will need what you learned for 7th LA.
7.  Try your best!
8.  Get to know your peers! It is important to understand and know them.
9.  Enjoy the class!
10. Just be yourself! Be true to who you are!
 
Enjoy honors 7th grade and Mrs. Robins!