Wednesday, February 8, 2017

To Bobama, From Lillary

Dearest Bobama,

I love you way more than my husband, Mill. He is slobby and he hates Bobama Care. He wishes that Vine should've been shut down a week after it came out and even worse... He hates Pokemon Go. If I became president I would make a law that you HAVE to marry me. We would live stream our wedding on live.me and it would be national Lillbama day. We would make musical.ly's all day, instead of the Super Bowl we would have a "be careful and don't hurt people day" and we would ban football because you can get hurt in it. Then we would take everyone's guns and just give it to our family.

Love, Your Almost Future Wife,
Lillary  ;)




2 comments:

  1. Nice Remington awesome people. Maybe more grammer but other than that it was gucci.

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  2. Good job it was very funny and super interesting.

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