Juliet's Depression

My Dearest Romeo,

     Where art thou? I hath been searching and searching, everyday, but thou art nowhere in sight. I saw a stone in a graveyard over yonder that did sayeth "RIP Romeo." It must be a different Romeo. I desire that thine returns. I simply could not liveth without thine. In fact, I hath been speaking with Doctor CrayCray, my therapist, and he really understands me. He was kind enough to lend me a potion that he believes will put an end to all my depression. I'm pretty sure that the label said "Poison," but whatever, whoeth reads labels anyway? I´ll probably taketh a few swigs when nightfall arrives. When it be ´morrow, I´ll surely seek thine again.

     I sendeth thou all my love,
                                            Juliet